With the days getting shorter and the skies getting grayer, you might be feeling a little down. Most people will tell you to buck up, fake it ‘til you make it, look on the bright side blah blah blah. Those people are morons. Go ahead and wallow. Because there’s nothing more comforting than a good pity party on a chilly day. Especially if it involves hot chocolate.

Your Lucky Misunderstood Spread: Vegemite
Your Lucky Song That’s Excellent for Wallowing: REM, “Nightswimming”


Your Creative Horoscope is a registered trademark of Jenny Nicholson is super awesome, LLC and is for entertainment purposes only. Many people will tell you that R.E.M.’s best wallowing song is “Everybody Hurts,” but those people are also morons. Any actual predictions of the future are accidental and not a reflection of the psychic powers of Jenny Nicholson is super awesome, LLC, unless said prediction involves Jenny Nicholson is super awesome, LLC waking up to discover she has magically developed a singing voice more beautiful than a nightingale, then going on a tour where vast hordes of people pay $39 each to see her play her ukulele and sing. Oh and this prediction should probably also involve her knowing how to play more than three songs on said ukulele.